Want to lose weight without losing your mind? The Holy Mess Weight Loss Membership is for you. The program provides structure, accountability, and support for women to lose weight and feel great!

What’s Waiting for You Inside The Holy Mess Membership
Here’s what you’ll find inside the membership.
- Get to your goal weight and stay there for life. We’ll show you how.
- Enjoy food without stress or guilt.
- Say goodbye to overwhelm.
- Find out you’re not alone.
- Love the way you look and feel.

Answers to FAQs about Membership
What is the Holy Mess Weight Loss Membership?
The Holy Mess Weight Loss Membership is an ongoing program launching on April 1, 2025, designed to provide structure, accountability, and support for women looking to lose weight and maintain their progress.
How much does the membership cost?
The membership is $47 per month. On April 1st, special kickoff pricing will be available with a huge discount! When you lock in this special rate, you keep it as long as you remain a member. However, you’ll pay the current rate if you cancel and rejoin later.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes! You can cancel your membership hassle-free, but if you rejoin later, you’ll need to pay the current membership price. See our cancellation policy below.
Should I do this or Weight Watchers?
You can do both! This program is great for Weight Watchers members, but you don’t have to be on WW to join. We welcome women using any eating plan – calorie counting, MyFitnessPal, low-carb, or no specific plan. We focus on habit-building, mindset, accountability, and community support. While we don’t provide medical advice, we provide general healthy eating recommendations.
How is this different from The Holy Mess 30-Day Challenges?
Challenges are short-term. The membership is ongoing and allows deeper learning and habit stacking.
The membership follows a rhythm:
-Learn & Grow months (more relaxed, skill-building focus)
-Challenge months (more structured, goal-oriented activities)Will you tell me what to eat?
Not exactly. Upon joining, you can use an optional done-for-you meal plan with recipes, nutrition info, and WW points. This gets you on the path to weight loss quickly. However, ongoing meal plans are not included in the membership.
Do I have to follow a specific diet?
No. You’re in charge of your food choices. We provide guidance and tools to help you stay on track, but no one-size-fits-all diet is required.
Is this a Christian weight loss program like Faithful Finish Lines?
Faith is optional in this program. If you want Christian support, you’ll find:
-Twice-weekly faith-based posts in the Facebook group at no additional cost.
-A monthly devotional video at no additional cost.
-Optional Christian weight loss journals (available for purchase, with members receiving a 25% discount).Do I need Facebook to participate?
Yes. Most activities take place in a private Facebook group. A non-Facebook option may come later, but it’s not available at launch.
Is this membership suitable for people who are maintaining weight loss?
Absolutely! Weight maintenance requires the same habits as weight loss. This program provides structure, accountability, and support for both weight loss and weight maintenance.
Is this program suitable for people who can’t exercise or have dietary restrictions?
Yes. You can modify everything to fit your needs. Exercise is encouraged but not required.
Will The Holy Mess still offer free groups?
Yes, though some consolidation among the groups may happen in the future. Members are our highest priority. They invested in membership, and we honor that investment.
Do I have to join Weight Watchers to use this program?
Nope. The membership works with any weight loss approach.
What if I’m too busy?
Life is always busy. This program is designed to work during real life, with flexible participation. You’ll still benefit even if you can only do some activities.
What if I’ve failed at weight loss before?
You are not alone. Many members have struggled in the past, but this membership is about growth, not perfection. This could be your final time losing weight because we work with you on keeping it off, too.
Is this group supportive of weight loss medication or surgery?
Yes. We support all weight loss paths, including medication and surgery. We won’t tell you what to do, but we’ll cheer you on in whatever approach you choose.
Hassle-Free Cancellation Policy
We are 100% up-front about your membership and payments. We mean it when we say hassle-free.
Members have the power to cancel their membership at any time.
While you are welcome to email us for assistance, you do not need to email or call us to cancel. You can cancel the membership yourself with one button click.
1. Cancellation Request
- You may cancel your membership at any time through the online platform, Teachable. Simply log into your account and click to your profile in the top right corner. Here are the instructions for how to cancel your membership.
- The information is in the “Manage existing memberships and subscriptions” section, and there is a photo that shows the cancel button.
- Cancellations must be submitted at least 4 days before your next billing cycle to avoid being charged for the upcoming month.
2. Refunds & Prorations
- Customers are eligible for a full refund if they request a cancellation within 10 days of purchase.
- After the 10-day period, we do not offer refunds or prorated credits for partial months.
- Your membership will remain active until the end of your current billing period.
3. Reactivation
- If you decide to rejoin, you can sign up anytime, but previous promotional pricing may no longer be available.
- If your billing option on file expires (like your credit card expires or your Paypal email changes), you are responsible for updating it. Teachable will attempt to contact you 2 times via email. After the 3rd failed payment, they will cancel your membership. If this happens, we cannot give you your original pricing. You are welcome to rejoin, but it will be at the current price.
4. Billing Disputes
- If you believe you were charged in error, please contact us within 3 days of the transaction for review.
For further assistance, please reach out to us at sara@theholymess.com. We are happy to help.
The Holy Mess does not give medical advice. Before beginning this program, contact your doctor or a medical professional.
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