A Day in the Life of Rummage Sale-ist
This is a true story.
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7:23 AM – I’m so excited! I love rummage sales! All that hard work is going to pay off. We are going to have a hundred kajillion customers and everything will sell and all that hard work will be totally worth it and I will be able to retire at 42! I love rummage sales!
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7:52 AM – Don’t let the neighbor’s dog Rusty get all the good bargains. Come to our rummage at 2836 N Vine in Decatur. Open till 4. Remember if you say the secret word SHARKNADO you get 50% off on items not marked as “firm”.
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9:33 AM – Do you believe in life after love? Cher and I both do. Buy this collector edition Cher doll and get her two-disc CD free. Come to the rummage at 2836 N Vine in Decatur. You’ll want to turn back time if you miss it. All gypsies, tramps, and thieves welcome.
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10:09 AM – These miniature boots were made for walking… right to the rummage sale at 2836 N Vine. Here till 4pm. Where are you?
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11:04 AM – Q: Hey, birds, what did you think of the rummage that’s open today till 4pm at 2836 N Vine?
A: The prices were cheep cheep cheep!
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11:35 AM – I SHELL not tell a lie. Come to our rummage and you’ll be BOWLed over! 2836 N Vine. Open till 4pm. Come buy a plastic Miss Piggy cup and make your dreams come true.
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12:17 PM – On page 176, Nostradamus predicted you would come to a rummage sale at 2836 N Vine. We may close early due to the heat so you better hail your taxi now before it’s too late!
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12:40 PM – Are you an All American Girl? A Cowboy Casanova? Don’t matter to us – we’ll take your money at the 2836 N Vine Rummage Sale Spectacular. Look for the house with a couch in the driveway.
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2:02 PM – I’m so tired! I hate rummage sales! All that hard work didn’t accomplish a bloody thing. We had 4 customers and nothing sold and all that hard work has made me totally cranky and I won’t be able to retire till I’m 104! I hate rummage sales!
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Hate hosting them! I’d rather throw my crap out. While silently thinking I could be a millionaire because I must have SOMETHING that would make the hosts is Antique Roadshow swoon.